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ding dong

1. the sound that a bell makes when it's being rung.

2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.

3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.

4. a slang word for a male's penis.
1. the only way that the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia can ring now is via electric current.

2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.

3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1

AHHHHHHHHHH"

- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs

4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 24, 2009
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ding

A euphemism for getting called out or rejected for something asinine - usually a rule with no real consequences, other than having to re-do or correct something. Usually used in work contexts with vague 'office space' terminology.

The phrase's roots stem from minor car scratches or 'dings'. Minor annoyances that do not affect the performance of the car whatsoever.
"We got dinged for not testing this obvious workflow."

"They're going to ding us if we don't submit an approval form first."

"I was dinged when we played Jeopardy for not phrasing the answer in the form of a question."
by JRR Volkswagen August 19, 2009
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dab the ding

tapping the pee hole of the male genitalia with a folded square of toilet paper.
Eduardo sure put that triple ply charmin aloe vera scented unltra toilet paper to use by his dab the ding technique to remove all excess urination.
by the white ludacris October 15, 2005
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rind a ding ding

"Ring a ding ding" for people who can't spell at all. Developed by the Rind Corporation.
I rand that bell and it went "rind a ding ding".
by rindcorp July 13, 2006
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ding

used in the northeast to describe someone as stupid.
your a proppa ding!
by youthioo October 28, 2012
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ding me

Give me a call, drop me a line, send me an email, get in touch with me.
When you have some free time, ding me and we can get together for lunch.
by the photoguy2 June 3, 2016
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Dingass

Mixture between a dingbat and dumbass
You're such a fucking dingass
by brandonr12 April 13, 2017
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