dial his own number

The act of anal masturbation with one's own finger, thumb or fingers. Can be a male or female.

Frankie Bones loves himself so much, he is known to dial his own number while driving.

by Mr. Scumbag to you November 9, 2011

dialing while black

Unwanted cellular phone calls at odd times that are usually the result of an African-American caller who lacks phone ettiquette. They usually ask for someone in a terse tone or claim, or insist, that you called them first without identifying themselves. Caused by poor eyesight, dyslexia, confusion, given a false number at a club, etc. does not bother to save frequently called numbers into their cell phone contacts.

I got another "dialing while black" call on my personal cell phone. She claimed I called her first and when I told her my number she hung-up. Or, some obviously-impared black guy just called me asking for Sheniqua. I told him there was no Sheniqua here and he hung-up abruptly, another "dialing while black" call.

by Toasted Yew November 5, 2012

Anal Danal

"Anal Danal" is a response when you don't know what else to say to someone, but it simultaneously implies that you would sodmize that person with the ferocity of Rocco Siffredi.

Julie: My day has been so busy!

Brendan: Anal Danal.

by shreksmonstercock May 22, 2016

Dial

hooking up, making out with someone.

I dialed this hot chick from Torrance last night

by Jazzica June 28, 2006

drunk dial

an annoying, unwarranted phone call from typically a male pursuer of females, after having too many alcoholic drinks.

After he came from the bars, he drunk dialed me five times!

by sara long February 18, 2004

dial

secret word girls use to tell their friend near-by that her dress/skirt is too high, therefore they look like a skank and should pull it down a bit.

(in a group of people)
viv: so last night i was watching this awesome movie.
christine:oh really..ahem dial..cool, what was it about.
viv:(inconspicuously lowers her dress a bit)
..and they continue the conversation

by Deborah Downer October 18, 2008

Dial-up

Related to the past. Out of style. Something outdated.

I have a VCR at home...That is so dial-up...

Girl, those shoes are so dial-up...

by Sabina Rivera March 27, 2007