Alabama hot docking

A combination of the two most common sexual practices in Norfolk, Alabama Hot Pockets and Docking. It involves shitting on a guys bell end then docking with him. It works best if you're related.

Charles: What you doing tonight?

Eddie: Your mum

Charles: Yeah well i'll be Alabama hot docking your dad while i rim your nan

Eddie: Excellent! I'll get my camera.

by Ruby's Blueberry Boobies October 9, 2008

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dicking around

Stuffing around. Generally messing around without any real purpose (except possibly avoidance).

Stop dicking around and back me some pie.

by Stuart October 31, 2003

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deep dicking

Fucking a woman really good.

I'd give her a deep dicking.
I gave the lesbian such a deeping dicking she is back on the team.

by Stan, Cody, Ricky, and Alex April 2, 2003

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Deformation Docking

When a woman pushes her vagina up to her partners vagina. Similar to scissoring.

Sally grabbed Jessica and placed her vagina into her own vagina. Sally said, this is called "Deformation Docking"!

by DDdocking October 20, 2008

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ducking the fog

Ducking the Fog is a spoonerism, or swapping the first two letters in two words. It is a more polite version of the phrase 'Fucking the Dog'. The meaning of both is 'doing nothing.'

Example: In response to the question "What are you doing tonight?" you might answer, "The usual, fucking the dog." Or "Ducking the fog, man."

by SteveW1 October 11, 2014

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This is a bizarre, yet (some would say anyway) sexual act involving the insertion of a shit frozen within a condom in to the anus of a willing victim.

The frozen turd 'dildo' is slid in and out of the willing victims ring piece until it begins to thaw and emit a vulgar odour.

Gillian happily spread herself on all fours whilst Joanne began the cold docking by inserting the frozen turdpedo in and out of Gillians ample anus

by Phantomspermer January 6, 2012

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