dadlet

I father of dimunitive stature.

I always wanted Mr. T for a father, but I was stuck with a dadlet.

by James Stafford (but not that one) June 16, 2007

Diddle fish

An old lady, usually Jewish and retired but not in a retirement community, frequenting public areas.

She's a diddle fish.

by jibbleblibble April 4, 2010

diddle-li-dih

'break', 'run', 'passage' or 'hook' in popular music, usually less than two minutes

guitarist ass fuck john's diddle-li-dih in 'cut your heart out' around 3:00 on the poop eater's new CD is joyous!!

eddie van halen's diddle-li-dih in 'beat-it' makes me swoon!!

that electric 12-string pilot cut loose a sweet diddle-li-dih!

by michael foolsley August 10, 2010

diddlewink

verb: when you laugh so hard that a tiny amount of urine escapes, but not quite enough to be considered peeing your pants/wetting yourself.

Person 1: that joke was SO funny!
person 2: did you diddlewink?
Peron 1: yea, THAT funny.

by Mugaloogs April 29, 2010

diddley-rum

The sound indicating the presence of a doodle-smacking monster on doodle jump, used to a) warn someone else of an approaching problem b) take the piss out of an authority.

a) Chick One: Hey Gloreen, you get my homework done?
(Teacher comes into view behind Chick One's back)
Chick Two: Diddley-rum.

b) Slacker One: Manager's coming.
Slackers Two, Three and Four: Rum-diddley-rum-diddley-rum.

by grnlk May 20, 2010

duddlehead

Young celebrity or quasi-celebrity or reality star who is completely devoid of any talent yet somehow obtains a position as a judge, commentator, talking head, or persona of authority on a television show or interview. Of questionable moral character yet delivers useless, anecdotal advice.

Demi Lovato (as a Judge on the X Factor)
Snooki
With Britney Spears and Demi Lovato, the X Factor should be called "Simon and the Duddleheads"

by Petunia83 July 22, 2012

Diddle

Usually the tiny Dick of a midget or elf

Yo man That Diddle messed up my ass

by ALASTOR666 January 18, 2020