Collingwood

The shittiest team in the AFL. The actual place is pretty irrelevant.

Collingwood is losing every game haha

Collingwood is 18 you love to see it

by Justafunnyguy July 19, 2024

Calling it an alex

Going exceptionally early home

No way i finish that today- i‘m calling it an alex.

by The open janitor July 31, 2024

Calling it spades

Dumbing down a very important/intense situation.
Chilling out something that shouldn’t be chilled out.

Call it spades-

Bro,
Stop calling it spades, she really loves you.

by lucy camenia September 7, 2023

Curling Gal

A woman who you matched with on Tinder who thinks that curling is a good Olympic sport. Used pejoratively

Guy 1: That Emily chick you’ve been talking to is kinda cute
Guy 2: Yeah but unfortunately she’s a total Curling Gal

by Craig Hamilton October 21, 2023

Calling Opps📞

It means to call your opps to talk shit to them or bring them down
VERB

Yo I got tons of opps , so I be Calling Opps📞 them on the daily talkin bout their weak rhymes.

by Liljophus October 22, 2023

Calling Whales

When someone has a prolonged and loud yawn. Like Dory calling for a whale in Finding Nemo.

I was so tired it sounded like I was calling whales when I yawned

or

Person 1: Did you hear how loud that guy was yawing over there?

Person 2: Yeah it was like he was calling whales.

by PoschSpice30 March 18, 2024

Culping

The act of pressing your (or anothers) hard erect penis. This is intended to shrink the penis. The reverse of jelqing.

Bro I can't do this geography presentation, can you try Culping it for me?

by BIGDAWGSEXGOD March 21, 2024