Crafty Hetero

A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.

Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.

by LouisLouis November 11, 2015

craft mac and cheese

When a nigga be hungry as fuck and he tell his bitch to make him some damn noodles with cheese on em, that's the shit he expect.

Make me some damn craft Mac and cheese bitch.

by Trentcanthandle April 3, 2016

crafters block

When someone plays minecraft and runs out of ideas for a new build or additional details to a current build. Similar to "writers block"

Ugh I can't get over this crafters block!

I'm currently experiencing crafters block

by Pro706 October 14, 2016

Craft store discount

When a person ejaculates onto another and then dumps glitter onto them

He said he wanted a glitter beard, so I gave him a craft store discount

by ohnothatwasntme July 5, 2016

Craft

It's an acronym for "Can't Remember A Fucking Thing".

When you can't seem to remember what happened that night.

Man 1: "Man, you were so fucked up last night, remember when you beat up that stripper?"

Man 2: "Duude, I'm craft. I can't believe I did that!"

by Dr.Stray September 8, 2016

CraftingVegeto

A CraftingVegeto is a YouTuber, who makes cancerous content for money and views. He does reaction videos, but mainly anime stuff. The fans of CraftingVegeto are called Canser army.

Friend: so did you watch CraftingVegeto last night.
Other friend: no what did he do this time.
Friend: just some gay shit as usual.

by CoolAdvokat April 13, 2018

Cryagra

A ridiculously-expensive-per-pill Pfizer drug intended to induce the copious productions of tears, thereby making the boo-hooing complainer appear far more miserable or pathetic than he actually feels or is able to express with just his own naturally-produced eyelid-runoff.

A good way to determine if a sob-story relater is "for real" or not is to check the blubberer's pockets and/or handbag for a bottle of Cryagra; if you find one, then the person is most likely just sheddin' crocodile tears in a selfish effort to mooch a handout and/or get undeserved sympathy/lenience/assistance, and so you should probably just disregard his voluminous "poor poor pitiful me" sniveling.

by QuacksO June 7, 2018