Sidney Crosby

Sidney Crosby is used as another name for the clitoris (the most sensitive part of the vagina).

"Don't be a Sidney Crosby..." or "That's the biggest Crosby I have ever seen!"

by Martin Genius April 21, 2009

Rita Crosby

A blonde news anchor, popular in the 21st century, who's voice sounds like she just got done drinking a gallon of bleach or perhaps got punched in the throat. No relation to "Bette Davis Eyes" artist Kim Carnes.

Oh lord, I cannot possibly listen to this news anchor's raspy voice, it must be Rita Crosby

by dookieross November 11, 2006

Cresty

The act of foreplay where someone rubs toothpaste on their face.

James: I heard Jackson sent Jamie a picture of a cresty.
Xaver: That's just wrong.

by Jamesryoma April 13, 2010

Crusty Goggles

When a male busts a load in an unsuspecting sleeping persons eyes. Then they wake up a few hours later to their eye sockets being crusted shut.

When Sally woke up, she couldn't open her eyes on account of the Crusty Goggles that Billy had given her the night before.

by Panfro May 16, 2007

crusty croissant

performing the sexual act with a woman whose vagina is unbelievably dry and covered in questionable scabs.

Ewww, I can't believe I just ate that crusty croissant.

by TwinSouth October 13, 2008

Crusty Monkey

When a monkey ejaculates on himself and then forgets to clean it up and the semen dries all over his body.

Monkey Trainer: Uhh-ohh, looks like we got another crusty monkey....

by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 22, 2011

crusty prick

An individual who speaks as an ingrate when offered help.

I'm trying to be nice, you crusty prick!

by msgs April 29, 2011