Coded

When someone stops breathing and they’re fucked.

We had to call an ambulance at school today cause some chick coded, crazy shit.

by Sacredfart December 18, 2022

coked up

A retard's (or an old fart's) way of referring to being under the influence of cocaine.

Grandpa: Tommy, why don't you come over tomorrow night so you can get coked up with your favorite granddaddy
Tommy: *sigh* Grandpa, that's not how you say it. Plus you shouldn't be doing cocaine, you're like practically dead

by blahblahblahthatadoreme January 8, 2011

dark comedy

a movie that is not funny.

Burn After Reading is a dark comedy.

by Brewhaus November 12, 2009

Comedy Genius

When someone say some dumb ass shit trynna and it’s lame you hit em with this

*somebody says anything*
(Insert retarded joke)
“Wow, comedy genius award for Jake.”

by Gillmo February 9, 2019

divine comedy

a trick played by God on man; divine joke.

His house was destroyed in a fire. A few days later, he lost his son in a road accident. What a divine comedy!

divine joke, twist of fate, misfortune, good luck, bonanza

His house was destroyed in a fire. A few days later, he lost his son in a road accident. What a divine comedy!

by uttam maharjan July 13, 2011

The Comedian

When receiving fellatio, as you begin to climax you tell a joke and your semen comes out your partner's nose.

I totally pulled the Comedian on Bejan last night, I spooged right through his nose.

by L. Dog September 30, 2006

Comedian

Someone who makes people laugh at the expense of their will to live

Robin Williams and Louis C.K. Were good comedians because they both wanted to die badly.

by Nwsrocks January 4, 2018