Simon Complex

A state of mind,
Somewhat like simon says,
Except everything they say is either nnot nearly as good as your, you've done it better, long, harder etc. or it wasn't even worth doing and you should be ashamed for having done such a thing this person would not do.
Thus, this creates the illusion of over-confidence and an ego much to big for said person.
by Darkageon February 17, 2009
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Magdalene complex

Referring to a female who is attracted to beards.
"Jill has a Magdalene complex. If he looks like Jesus, she's all up on it like Communion wine."
by Divisionbear July 20, 2009
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superman complex

When you do something that makes you feel like a hero like superman. You saved them and feel great about it.
That crowd surfer almost hit the ground , but my superman complex kicked in and I saved her.
by rexero November 15, 2007
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napooleon complex

To short to be the bigger man an admit defeat..

When one who, no matter how many times you beat-em on the pool table, they still keep coming back for more.

Chalk on his shoulders.
No matter how many I beat shorty, I'll never win, cause he's just to small to be the bigger man and admit defeat. He suffers from napooleon complex.
by get in the hole July 26, 2011
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sandwich complex

(n.) the tendency for men to immediately seek some form of physical satifaction outside of sexual stimulation almost immediately after climaxing from sexual intercourse. most commonly, the man will order the woman he has just layed to make him a sandwich or bring him some other delicious and filling food and drink. while she does this, the man will frequently proceed to turn on the television to watch sports or watch some humorous videos on the internet to entertain himself. this is all done by the man in the attempt to entertain and rstore himself while he rests from his sexual conquest and release. it is a natural tendency and is not intentionally brought on by the desire to avoid spooning, cuddling, or any other unsatisfying acts often demanded from a woman after sex.
Maria: I love it when Chris and I snuggle after he makes soft, sweet love to me.

Agatha: I wish Bob would cuddle with me after he finishes up in bed, but he refuses to and always insists that I go make him a BLT. I think he has the sandwich complex. He may fill to the brim with his hot load, but he ultimately makes me feel empty on the inside.
by metalNC1250 May 09, 2010
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pedagogy complex

A sexual or romantic preoccupation with the student/teacher relationship. This does not have to be literal, and does not have to be sick. It applies when one is turned on by teaching or learning from another person.
Ling is new to the States and doesn't speak English very well. I have a huge pedagogy complex, and I love teaching her English whenever we go out.
by cogitheum@mac.com March 07, 2009
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sansa complex

A doltish airhead with an unhealthy obsession to be a bratty barbie with no higher purpose in life, and (usually) inundated with mental pictures of sitting still, looking pretty and ultimately getting married to a king.

Origin: Derived from a prominent character in Game of Thrones, Sansa Stark. The first daughter of Ned Stark. She was known for her obsession with being a pretty lady as opposed to her little sister, Arya Stark, who ultimately became the heroine of GoT.
Oh, Precious' is a severe case of the Sansa complex. She'll crash back to reality soon.
by aurelius_0xWar June 07, 2019
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