Complete Cumage

To completely empty one’s balls on objects/people

After last night with Amanda, there was complete cumage

by Evokalis December 1, 2023

Complete Polycule

A type of polycule in which everyone is in a relationship with everyone else in the polycule.

Comes from graph theory (since a polycule can be represented as a graph) where a fully connected graph is called a complete graph.

Since they are in a complete polycule, the five of them don't need any complex schedule management like other polycules and can just spend time together like a monogamous couple would.

by Falcrel February 18, 2024

completely on me

When you make an outrageous statement, and need to apologise before the other person can even reply because of how outrageous the statement was.

Ash: 'That girl is a future star fr'
Koko: 'Bro she's Twel--'
Ash: ' yeah completely on me'

by destroyer2643187 February 23, 2024

complete bakery

Complete Bakery is another way of saying you’re baked/cooked, or what had happened is really bad.

It is a complete bakery in here bro.

by mixedupsicko November 21, 2024

Complete (start (+×÷#*=) stop)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Complete (start (+×÷#*=) stop)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

completely different scenario

a canned response to validate the responder's hypocritical actions as non-hypocritical

"So now you want to wave the national flag? Didn't you call that 'racist' a few years ago?"

"Completely different scenario! I'm doing this because it's against that evil foreign leader!"

by tourchan February 27, 2025

complete jack torrance

someone who goes batshit insane due to a case of cabin fever. Based off of the character Jack Torrance from The Shining.

Do you remember that guy in the news article? He went complete jack torrance in the blizzard of '78.

by suemeorsuemenot14 February 28, 2026