combos

A delicious snack distributed by MasterFoods USA. It takes either a a pretzel or cracker exterior, and combines it with a filling that has multiple flavors. Most popular combinations are pizzeria pretzel, nacho cheese pretzel, cheedar cheese cracker, etc...

But, stay away from the mustard filled ones. They are poison.

by Lon May 29, 2005

Combound

The past present participle of combind.

The two cats were combound at the hip.

by Grant Stone October 9, 2008

Commodium

Any anti-diarrheal medication.

I've got the runs - go to the pharmacy and get me some "commodium".

by wordinventorbob September 22, 2013

Common Sense

When someone can solve a problem by just using the brains in their head and putting two and two together. Since not many people now a days can have this ability, it is more of less a superpower.

"Woah, you used common sense? You must be like freaking batman! :o"

by GayHorse :P May 23, 2014

Postmodern Common Sense

1. form of logic reserved for common people
2. objectively unverifiable form of logic
3. form of logic that minimizes or eliminates
the highly specialized hair-splitting,
perpetuitous analysis that helps us
appear more intelligent than the masses.
4. form of a logic non-expert in nature.
The new modern definition of Common Sense was written by an honorable standing member of the judiciary.

The judiciary considers the use of postmodern Common Sense in the courtroom to be very contemptuous and highly offensive.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Cammo Cough

When it's necessary to fart in public, one performs the "cammo cough" whereas he/she fakes a cough while passing the fart at simultaneously so as to disquise the sound of the fart. The "cough" must be louder than the fart itself so as be successful.

"I just had to fart in the elevator but I used a "cammo cough" so no one would know a fart just transpired"

by D. Simpson November 4, 2007

Combo Deal

Going poop and taking a piss at the same time. May be done on purpose to save time or perhaps just as a coincidence.

I really had to take a piss but I could tell I had a poop on deck so I decided to wait for the Combo Deal. I had a lot of work to do and didn't have time to take two bathroom breaks.

by bsharpe September 19, 2010