Kelly Conundrum

A threesome in which the sum total of two female participants is less than the age of the male

I’m pretty confident in my math skills so I had no idea that I’d end up in a Kelly Conundrum.

by earlytimes December 21, 2019

the council house

the british version of the hype house

omg can i join the council house

by idontlikecoffee January 2, 2020

Raddleton Council

Bunch of kids that are desperately trying to get involved in administration.

Oh look, it's Raddleton council. Bunch of shithead wannabe admins.

by jkjkjkjkjkjjkjjjjjjjjjkkk January 5, 2020

The Council of Bald

Any of the most intimidating bald people in the world

He is part of The Council of Bald.

by BigC_heese October 3, 2020

the council rules

These rules shall be followed by none other than the boys and only the boys. These rules provide to let the boys make decisions within the council and by joining the council you must look at the broste system and see if you qualify to be part of the council.
Rule 1. The council shall be only with the boys, girls have no say in the decisions that happen within the council. This includes girlfriends.

Rule 2. The boys shall not take orders or suggestions from the girls as this ties into rule 1.

Rule 3. The boys must stick with the boys. A boy in need a broski indeed. As well as bros before hoes.

Rule 4. Any broken rules shall be fined into expulsion from the council or lowered their standards from bro to homie or a broski to a bro.
Rule 5: if a bro is caught breaking a rule by a girl they shall be given the right to tell the council and let the council decide the punishment they shall receive.

The council may add more rules if they please after all, they are the council.

Bro: Hey guys my girlfriend wants me to not hang out with the boys.

Broski: nah bro remember the council rules.

by Gloomy.news November 3, 2020

Student Council

We somehow do nothing but are also stressed and overwelled.

Person: Dude, you look terrible
Student Council member: Yeah, I've got a lot I need to do

Person: Oh, can you help do something useful?
Student Council member: no

by It's a cow luke May 4, 2021

Eliansen Conundrum

When two people argue who has the best wit in the course and they are being over-polite to one another.

Guy one: you are smarter than me in this course
Guy two: no you are
Guy one: no you are...
The cycle continues until one side becomes exhausted and concede the victory to another.

Guy one: "Look, they are arguing over who is smarter in that course again."
Guy two: "ahh let them be, that's the Eliansen Conundrum and they will eventually figure it out."

by Communistnacl January 12, 2022