internal colonel

An army colonel who has strong desires for his young male cadets who satifys his urges with night time bum raids.

That bloke is a real INTERNAL COLONEL!

by castrated weasel November 12, 2008

Shaking the Coconut Tree

To relieve rage/tension, an individual may find a coconut tree and shake it to release the fruit. In cases where the climate does not allow for natural coconuts, the individual may choose to find the nearest fruit-bearing tree and shake that instead.

Loc became so mad after hearing the bad news that he broke into my yard and shook all the peaches off of my peach tree, the look of rage dissipated from his face as he finished "shaking the coconut tree"

by docdopp October 19, 2011

Colonel Sanders

1. Patron Saint of Fried Chicken
2. Inventor of the Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices
3. Creator of KFC

Every day I thank the lord that Colonel Sanders came up with his secret blend of herbs and spices.

by Miguel Sanchez July 6, 2003

up your butt with a coconut

A derogatory comment that is akin to telling someone to shove a coconut up their bunghole.

Petee - "Up your butt with a coconut"

Johnson - "Igbyab (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 9, 2007

Chjoni

1. a male reproductive organ in Italian.
2. See Jabronni.

1. Dang, your Chjoni is getting excited!
2. You Chjoni Face!

by Pastor Lim May 9, 2006

Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise

After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.

Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?

Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.

Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .

by DAT MAD HATTER November 1, 2009

Coconuts

Something that Blows your mind in a Dope way....Anything Completely off the Hook,Chain or Yezzelbar/Meat Rack - what have you....Something Straight bananas, Completely Bonkers....Soo Dope it'z ReTarDed....Crazy, Nuts, ILL, Slammin....Insane in the membrane....

Yo, Have you heard that new beat by Guru?
The Shit is Coconuts dog....Soo Dope it'z Disgustin'

Yo u seen Saw 15?
Yeah Homie, that shit was coconuts....

Yo How was the Club last night couzo?
YO shit was straight poppin off, fuckin coconuts out that mother fucker....

Yo I just laced my new whip with the boomin' system kid...The shit is Coconuts daddy...Hear me from like a Block away....

Yo fool u fuck with that nigga you got to be insane in the membrane mother fucker....Straight Coconuts par....

by J0J0292 April 20, 2010