cocking off

bragging; boasting.

Justin - "Man, I had a hundred beers last night. I'm SO hungover!"
Tom - "Quit cocking off, homo. No one cares how much you drank."

by idiotkidsean April 15, 2009

codeine

a prescription drug (Purple Stuff). Real huge in texas on a norm it hoes 4 about 45$ for an 2oz hit.But if u r new to sipin' u have 2 be careful because there is a lot of fake drink out there (k-ro).

Promethizine
(u may here someone say)"mann i bout 2 po' up a 4. which means they r about 2 sip on a 4oz bottle of tha sticky.

by 3rd Coast June 10, 2004

Corking the Bat

using a foreign object (such as a pair of socks, cucumber, pickle, etc.) inside your pants as a means to make females think you have a big schlong. refers to baseball; when using a bat that has been "corked" the ball is hit harder and farther, but you can't tell the bat is "corked" unless it breaks (i.e a girl pulls down your pants.). when that happens you look pathetic

College Guy 1: I'm going to an awesome party tonight, there's gonna be hot chicks everywhere!

College Guy 2: I heard you had a "problem." You should try corking the bat to make the chicks think youre huge. Just don't get with them tonight, just get them numbers!

by phenomenalphalanx March 5, 2011

Cum Cooking

The joyful art of cooking with semen. Semen has been added to food for years but it was perfected by Paul Photenhauer in Natural Harvest in 2008.

Thank you dear, I loved your Cum Cooking! Can I please get some Creamy Cum Crepes for dessert?

by Gagner February 8, 2013

Cooking

To cook something, make it hot for a while. Then it's cooked. It's a doddle. I was amazed too when I found out how simple cooking is.

*no example present*

by Anony! November 24, 2004

cooking

when someone can party so hard without passing out

A: "you not cooking?!?!?!"
B: "yea dude"
C: "wah wah wah wah wah wah"

by jordan dean June 5, 2005

Cooking

Smoking kush, or doing well in something most likely with the boys

We were cooking last night.
Did you cook last night?
The boys are cooking

We cooked them

^ means we destroyed another team or something

by Vandooocooked February 24, 2017