Clacker

Poking a woman's gag reflex, triggering a blast of vomit.

"Did you hear about the bride on her hen-do? She drank 10 pints of Snakebite and two bowls of peanuts and twiglets, then took some poor bloke upstairs to give him a blowie. She was so drunk she overcooked it, hit the clacker & filled his boxers!"

"Shit, Jim, his momma ain't ever gonna get those stains out"

by Mrolls May 14, 2014

cacks

gay person with small dick

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

Jeremy Clarkson

A nob, usually presenting television programmes of the car variety, who gets sexually excited by the inner workings of automobiles

That pompous nob on top gear

by James Steele February 7, 2005

clackity clack

to type or more specifically to send someone an email.

I'll clackity clack you the details later on.

by bdunn August 26, 2006

clackinfrackintizzlewonkhonkbonkblurk

one, long, nonsensical word meaning all the nasty/swear words ever thought of.

has adj applications

CLACKINFRACKINTIZZLEWONKHONKBONKBLURK!!!!!!!!

He is such a clackinfrackintizzlewonkhonkbonkblurk!

by Brandon Lemanski August 21, 2008

Clack

Means something is classic dope.

'Man! that concert was Clack!'

by Jay-J21 June 20, 2017

mad cracks

Mad jokes or crazy jokes. A person has mad cracks if his cracks on someone are mad/crazy.

Man, that boy has mad cracks.

by Stevie March 22, 2004