Change your fucking tampon

To call out a female for being a complete bitch to others...

Girl: OMG! OMG! Why did you buy a diet coke?!?! I want a diet Pepsi! (slaps drink out of boyfriends hand)
I can't believe your such a screw up! It seems like I am doing all the work here.... Now I have to die of thirst like those African Mexican people!

(Silence with crickets chirping...)

Boy: You need to change your fucking tampon... for real...

by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015

changemaker

A person that who desires change in the world and, by gathering knowledge and resources, makes that change happen. Whether that is ex-gang members working to reduce gun violence, or Uber working to reduce wages, changemakers are defined by their ability to take ideas into action, they are future innovation leaders.

Originated with: Bill Clinton describing Hillary’s public service career with: “She is the best darn changemaker I have ever known.”

by Raj Hayer May 3, 2018

bum chigger

1. a form of small insect that burrows within one's rectal area.
2. an insult deriving from the small rectal-burrowing insect.

"shut the fuck up, bum chigger"

by matt August 27, 2003

Turkish oil change

A turkish oil change is when the female species inserts a funnel into the reciever's anus and proceeds to piss into the funnel.

one time my girlfriend gave me a turkish oil change

by bobbojangles November 12, 2010

Change Darrens

To make a huge change or alteration and not address it in any way. Inspired by the 60's TV show "Bewitched", where the actor playing Darren was suddenly replaced without any explanation, Dick Sargent for Dick York.

"Dude, you showed up with that new girl after being married for 15 years; I had to keep a straight face despite the fact that you totally Changed Darrens!"

by Roland D. Lebay September 14, 2005

change-the-subject

to bring up something else when you know your tail is in trouble or to forcrudate someone's subject to throw them off their topic. See forcrudate

I did the ole' change-the-subject in the middle of my story about why eating worms was delicious as I noticed people were getting disgusted with me.

by BenniD August 6, 2006

Chiggerboo

A chigger thats on a knicker

Brett- Dony, did you notice those darn chiggerboo's on you?
Dony- Yea I know Jamal Jenkins crashed at my house last night, There everywhere.
Brett- That Jigaboo has not showered in a month.

by knicker420 November 25, 2009