teen cheese

when a tv show or movie that’s geared toward a teen audience is painfully cheesy and corny. acting is more often than not cringe

of or relating to a situation that is typical of the teenage age group or adolescents such as cringey drama or tea

(noun)
Yo Craig, did you watch Outerbanks?
No man that show is straight teen cheese.

(noun)
Did you hear about Lexi’s boyfriend from high school who got chlamydia from Suzy?
Dude, I don’t need to hear about that.. it’s teen cheese. I’m in college now.

(verb)
Papi José, can you ask if Maria likes me?
Dude, we’re 23, ask her yourself. You’re straight teen cheesing.

by ludis69420 June 13, 2020

Pulling a Chelsea

1. When you knock something over, break something, and/or hurt yourself out of pure clumsiness.
2. When you obsess over the grammar of a piece of writing so much that you don't pay attention to the content itself.
3. When you mishear a word someone says, thinking they said something dirty.

1. "Shit, I spilled my drink and now my computer's soaked. I totally just pulled a Chelsea."
2. "Sorry, I'll read your email in a minute - I'm pulling a Chelsea right now. I just need to print it out and highlight all of the grammatical errors first."
3. "Did that news anchor say 'penis' or am I just pulling a Chelsea?"

by Cornelius P. Smear III June 12, 2020

Cheese Touch

when someone touches a rotten moldy cheese, and is therefore contaminated forever by it.

"Look how ugly Donovan is. He must have gotten Cheese touch."

"Cheese Touch sure did get the best of Rosie O' Donnel. Yuck"

by RaspyRory January 18, 2009

Chelsy

Chelsy is a girl who goes through a lot but doesn't want to burden other people with her problems so she keeps it all bottled up. Chelsy usually has a very bubbly personality, but will be very quiet around people she doesn't know. She is a very loyal friend, but will fight against a friend if they turn on her. She is very hard headed and goes for what she wants in life. Chelsy can be a sporty person but would rather be at home watching Netflix. Chelsy tells it like it is, she isn't going to treat you like a baby.

- that girl girl must have been a Chelsy.

by coolgirl7 May 23, 2018

i'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda

Big Smokes order in: GTA San Andreas

Big smoke: “I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.”

by ChrisJerichoFozzy June 7, 2018

cheeky wanker

A very British insult. Basically calling somebody a sly masturbater.

Robert: Oi you cheeky wanker, ya wanna tussle?!

Bob: I knew visiting Britain was a mistake :

by Veggie The Vegmeister February 1, 2017

Chest Flutes

pl. n.
The beautiful pair of creations that evolution has so kindly and prominently molded on the upper ribcage of the human female. These can be skillfully played by a talented man by moving his fingers across the instruments, with or without blowing air across the mouthpiece contemporaneously, creating luxurious and melodious music.

The mademoiselle had such voluptuous chest flutes that Andy could not help himself from desiring to play a beautiful sonata on them all night long.

by the Emperor January 25, 2014