certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.

I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

by Train 82 December 16, 2018

cerit

Someone nobody loves, and has no friends

Did you see him, he is a Cerit

by BlaineIsLitAF January 20, 2019

certo mode

when you’ve been smoking hellas and you have a drug test

dude my mom said she’s gonna drug test me time to initiate certo mode

by fuckalight February 27, 2019

Certainist

The most certain

I am the most certainist when dealing with you less knowing people

by Saya1salle March 18, 2019

cerotinal

Another term for your cheating. Basically sayi ng that you cheat a lot and you are selfless when you cheat

You are a cerotinal cheater

by PrinceOfNewark July 1, 2019

Certainfukingly

Totally and completely.
True beyond a shadow of a doubt.
To be 100 percent fuking true and or certain.

To be absolutely sure.

She certainfukingly better get there on time.

I am certainfukingly positive that this word will be used in conversations all around the world.

by Noturnannyb October 3, 2019

Certified ripper banger

An awesome experience, party, or event that could be life changing

Chad: did you go to Johnie’s party last weekend?
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!

by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 3, 2019