A Latinised-sounding high-brow word for a dumb-arsed dumb-bunny, usually being one with incipient learning difficulties, who thus is going to spend half his life in a mental funk because he can do nothing right and the other half tormented by the question of why he can do nothing right, and so, in the evolutionary stakes, is in fact a born loser.
I suppose that in describing your behaviour you’d have to be called a cretinous-cretinalias, if only because you look so confoundedly like a classic one.
I had a kit kat. Chris wanted some. So i gave him one, and he offered a fist bump. After fist bumping, i noticed he had something written on his hand. It said "HATE."
He was using Certicalcinomonososociocity towards me.