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Cretinous-Cretinalias 

A Latinised-sounding high-brow word for a dumb-arsed dumb-bunny, usually being one with incipient learning difficulties, who thus is going to spend half his life in a mental funk because he can do nothing right and the other half tormented by the question of why he can do nothing right, and so, in the evolutionary stakes, is in fact a born loser.
I suppose that in describing your behaviour you’d have to be called a cretinous-cretinalias, if only because you look so confoundedly like a classic one.

Cartinaly 

Of course, More than certain, a definite thing, surely, in reality.
James is cartinaly a great example of handsome manhood. If it weren't for men like him, we'd be up to our eyeballs in metrosexuals!

Certicalcinomonososociocity 

when people are mean to other people unless you have food.
I had a kit kat. Chris wanted some. So i gave him one, and he offered a fist bump. After fist bumping, i noticed he had something written on his hand. It said "HATE."

He was using Certicalcinomonososociocity towards me.

crominal 

The best FiveM server owner of CaliRP.

- This was created as a Meme based on one 12ies terrible spelling... #MrDiamondK #CaliRP4Life
You are a crominal.
crominal by Top G - Theadore September 8, 2022

Cartinal Screw 

A screw attached to bone cartilage, usually on human ears.
Just got a cartinal screw in my knee a few days ago.
Cartinal Screw by Dooderpant June 22, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026