Certified Mal Kop

This is the definition for person who doesn't give af abt what other people think and lives by their own terms.

Damn that person is definitely a Certified Mal Kop

by jxy_.2wavy May 18, 2023

certified side nigga secret

CSNS - A truth or fact by a certified side nigga that must be gatekept. Can be used by the non certified as long as they don’t cap.

Guy 1: “Homie, you gotta give me her @ if she really that fine“
CSN: “certified side nigga secret 🙅🏿 ♂️”

by napa75 July 15, 2023

Racing cert

English colloquialism. Born from gambling talk and used to indicate a statistical or logical outcome that appears to be a foregone conclusion.

At a racecourse: The 10:1 on horse is a 'racing cert'

Only a mad-man would bet against a racing cert.

by bellebouche March 7, 2010

Rep curtsy

The last rep in an excercise, primarily squats, where the person gives up and does a half ass motion which looks like a curtsy

Dude, 8 reps in this last set; no rep curtsy.

by Pcreight September 29, 2013

Hommes certains

A bunch of crackheads
They are the nicest people you will ever meet
They will make you either feel gay or will make you feel cool so it’s a win/win either way!
Half of them are gay as shit but if you don’t try then you don’t know !
They’re favourite past time is to ingest drugs

Hey did you see the new hommes certains that got kicked out of school ?

by Ur local man December 31, 2019

junior cert week

the time where the summers kicks into full gear in Ireland where the 3rd and 6th years do exams for a few days while everyone else gets to enjoy the heat.

"cant wait for the junior cert week Mary. its gonna be a scorcher"
" ah Jaysus Aisling i'm after lighting a candle to wish my little micheál hes doing his exams this week"

by alibabaintheleaba June 7, 2022

Nickel plus 4 cents

A nickel plus 4 cents is a 9, describing a hot girl who's not exactly a 10 but a 9.

That girl is no dime but she most definitely a nickel plus 4 cents.

by Slang Yung January 25, 2013