Carpet-Banned

the banning of many accounts all at once on a server or site

oh shit discord just carpet-banned that entire server. every account is banned

by assaultpencil May 10, 2022

carpet balls

The itchyness of one's gonads as though one has been fornicating on carpet.

Shit man, these undies have given me carpet balls.

by speech boy June 11, 2018

Picking the carpet

When a meth head runs out of dope and has to seach the carpet for fallen rock

Watch out, the neighbors are picking the carpet again.

by Amphibious Goddess December 3, 2017

Shampoo the carpet

Shampoo the carpet: Ejaculating on a hairy vagina.

I want to hook up with a chick who has with last a ‘70s bush and I “shampoo the carpet”!

by UncleMikeOnWheels November 6, 2020

Carpet clenchers

toes/feet/grippers

MAN PUT YOUR NASTY CARPET CLENCHERS AWAY!!!!!

by BaddieWaddie January 26, 2023

burnt carpet

When someone intentionally spreads herpes of the mouth to the clitoris of a women, or transgender male via his/her sore covered tongue.

I have a herpes breakout on my tongue. I should give Pat a burnt carpet tonight.

by jSin SmiTh October 14, 2011

Carpet Bowl

A small amount of weed found on the carpet which you then smoke.

UUGGGG. i don't feel so good, i souldent have smoked that carpet bowl.

by 420 time September 20, 2010