John: "Man... Jessica still won't go out with me, but she keeps asking when I'm free."
Kyle: "You are her Little ceasars bro."
Kyle: "You are her Little ceasars bro."
by Boomshack January 15, 2018
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Ingredients:
- 1 shot cum
- 1 woman on her period
- Bottle of laxative
First, the woman has colon explosive shit where she doesn't wipe her ass.
Second, the man fucks the woman in the ass just untill he cums making sure he dips his dick deep enough to gets a nice rim of shit around the base of his shaft.
Lastly, the man pulls his dick out of the womans ass, cums on her pussy then fucks the woman while she is on her period.
Enjoy!
Ingredients:
- 1 shot cum
- 1 woman on her period
- Bottle of laxative
First, the woman has colon explosive shit where she doesn't wipe her ass.
Second, the man fucks the woman in the ass just untill he cums making sure he dips his dick deep enough to gets a nice rim of shit around the base of his shaft.
Lastly, the man pulls his dick out of the womans ass, cums on her pussy then fucks the woman while she is on her period.
Enjoy!
by Clammer November 13, 2007
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