Bleeting

Bleeting - A hybrid of blogging and tweeting, as in posting to a blog with a maximum of 140 characters. A form of journalism as haiku.

The Wall Street Journal had a live blog of President Barack Obama's Feb. 24, 2009 speech in which editors were bleeting -- posting 140 character comments as the President spoke.

by JBBlanco February 25, 2009

Beethoven Masturbation

The act of Masturbation committed by any one person whom has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus must imagine the pleasure they would receive. Also referred to as a Beethoven Fap, Ludwig Fap, Ludwig Van Fap, etc.

Ground Toucher 1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...

Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.

Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?

by infernlmagician February 4, 2009

Beet

To go red/blush.
Beet -> Beetroot -> Red

OOoohh,,Look at Avril!!! She's beet!!!

by Ella,eh,eh,eh February 25, 2008

beetle juice

a person who runs like a beetle on steriods with their back hunched over at 5 km/h

Omg look at that kid he is such a beetle juice (joshua brown)

by Mrs Bridgeman January 4, 2008

beetch

Lighter, less crude way of saying *bitch* Normally used by older women who are in the presence of young children and don't want to blurt out the harsh sounding swear word *bitch*.

Ladie hits the curb whilst driving a car with a few kids inside as she hits the curb she mutters to herself quietly *Beetch*!

by Chris Danielsen March 2, 2005

Beet

1. (noun) Vagina
2. (verb) To have intercourse

Used by people on the Six Nations Territory.

1. Holy heck she has a stink beet!
2. Could you hear them playing beet last night?

by SixNay July 16, 2009

dung beetle

when a male or female craps on another male or females chest and then rolls it around making a ball like a dung beetle

dude i showed christy the dung beetle lastnight

by steve wehadababyitsaboy April 18, 2009