sad baked

When you cry so much you look baked/high.

“Hey do you see that girl crying?”

“Yea! She’s sad baked!”

by Heart been broke so many times April 11, 2020

D. Buied

When a guy cock blocks and swoops on the girl.

I was hooking up with a girl and my friend "D. Buied" me after I left to go outside.

by norhygrets January 29, 2010

Alabama Baked Potato

The act of having sex in an oven (often 350 degrees), and afterwards rolling in bacon and smuthering eachother in ranch dressing. After that, the go eat baked potatoes and give eachother black names.

Brad: Yo' I banged Danielle last night, she was delicous and i ended up calling her Sha'NayNay!

Scott: That sounds like a delicous alabama baked potato!

by CoolFatandWhite April 20, 2011

Bumed

A retarded way of saying bummed. Usually used by closet homosexuals who sound like Kenneth Williams.

"Just found out its Gay Pride in town this weekend, thats me avoiding the place then, dont fancy being bumed and chased down the street."

by ManchesterMAD August 27, 2009

Buke

When a person burps and pukes a little in their mouth. Similar to sharting.

that chili cheese dog just made me buke.

by samp420 March 2, 2010

Honey Baked Ham

When a man ejaculates on a person's behind that he during the sex act spanked until it became red.

After all that spanking he pulled out and gave her a honey baked ham.

by fo-rizzle March 2, 2012

burked

The forceful act of a female taking advantage of a male who is already engaged in a serious relationship. This contact is unwanted and often involves alcohol or other mind-altering substances.

Yo dude, Mark totally got burked at the party by Molly.

by Sit0nMyThumb November 1, 2010