Ass Brownie

A brown treat ejected from your asshole. That travels in speeds less than 1 mph. After slipping out of the anal cave it hits water creating massive tidal waves, while drenching your poop hole at the same time. The best ones contain corn and or nuts.

I opened my brown eye and out came 5 ass brownies. A new personal best!

Ass Brownie by poopieweinerhole April 13, 2010

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Dub C Brownie

The act of having sexual intercourse in a college dorm restroom stall while the male or female is taking a shit, virtually taking the blumpkin to a whole new level.
(In order to maximize the Dub C Brownie experience for all involved, it is best to leave the toilet unflushed)

1. Though I was dreading a visit to the Schmidt Hall bathroom with a case of explosive diarrhea, I was instantly delighted when I witnessed my first Dub C Brownie at age 18.

2. I was extremely horny and had to take a massive shit, so I figured I might as well find a girl in my dorm and get a Dub C Brownie.

Dub C Brownie by dubcbrownie1 March 30, 2010

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bud brownie

A "cake" or "stick" of weed that, if eaten, gives you a buzz.

"dude i just ate a huge bud brownie and I'm soooooo high!!!"

bud brownie by N8 July 3, 2003

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Buster Brownie

A Female UPS driver. Can be a Package Car or a Feeder driver. Must wear the UPS issue brown uniform.

I'd sure like to pop Buster Brownie in the ass one time when she bends over to pick my package up out of her truck.

Buster Brownie by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

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combat brownie

When somone defacates in a sock and then beats another person with it until the sock is empty.

Man, you gave her a mean combat brownie!

combat brownie by combatbrownie August 26, 2009

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pant brownie

a brownie in ones pants

pant brownie by Jacob Hellige October 16, 2003

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licking the brownie batter

An alternative phrase to "tossing salad"

When my friend and I were discussing why licking ass is called " tossing salad" she exclaimed "Why don't they just call it licking the brownie batter!?"

licking the brownie batter by missg77 May 2, 2009

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