by chingchongyouhaveasmalldong October 15, 2019
Oi! Bollock brain, unplug the toaster before sticking a screwdriver in it to get that bit of burnt toast out.
by Sid Swift November 19, 2003
by Fish October 15, 2004
by aymeryia March 05, 2009
When you begin reading a page, and blank out thinking about other things. You finally come to, realizing that you read the whole page without ingesting a single word.
She was reading statistics homework when she suffered an acute case of monkey brain. I suppose thats what happens when you do your homework tipsy on the stairs in front of your building at 2:30 AM.
by the girl on the stairs. September 03, 2009
by andrew17 November 23, 2010
You take a thought provoking concept and decide to think extremely deeply about this particular concept. Something which often confuses most people or which has never been/cant be solved. The person thinks about and explores many areas of this concept to such an extent that they feel very mentally exhausted and also may experience a headache. In extreme circumstances epitaxis (a nose bleed) may occur. This can then be compared to the familiar term of wanking where sperm is ejactulated on pleasuring the penis - using the brain to extreme effect that blood is produced (sperm) = brain masturbation(wanking)
the concept of time zones - do you actually live longer if you move from one zone to another, depending on the zone and your place of birth - where brain masturbation originated from
what death feels like
afterlife
time stopping
what death feels like
afterlife
time stopping
by patrick3amnicole July 19, 2010