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To see a bus through a window and get ready to catch it, only to discover the bus is a reflection on the other side of the road.
"Emily, that was a fuck off massive booke, your bus isn't for another twenty minutes"
booke by carrotcruncher August 30, 2018
To write about a time you committed sexual assault as if it was nothing more than the behavior of a young man and then destroy another man's life because of an allegation of the same behavior which the man in question fiercely denies.
Cory Bookered for the doctor because he was attempting to gain political favor. He didn't care that the allegation against Brett amounted to the same thing he'd written about doing, himself, at a similar age.
Booker by Alice1918 September 29, 2018

Boogeymuslim

The 21st century object of fear to scare white Americans into supporting the "War on Terror" which, in fact, created more terrorism than any time in history.

Their logic was this war would "keep the terrorists on their toes," when in reality it was to fatten the wallets of war profiteers and created power vacuums that allowed terrorism to flourish where it was rejected before and Iran and Russia to expand their influence.

Refer to the "Islamophobia network" and "Syria: another pipeline war by Robert Kennedy" (Google them)
"The boogeymuslims are gonna get us! Hurry up, vote Republican and bomb somebody!"
Boogeymuslim by gmc19d October 12, 2018
to let others know they have to schedule time to spend with you , because you are a very busy individual on a tight schedule !
Can I see you tonight?
Oh no sweetie, I’m booked ! Let’s try to hang out next week after 2pm, deal? Perfect!
Booked by Purestuntiiin November 9, 2018

Bookend LOLs

When a "lol" appears towards the start and another at the end of a text to portray a lighthearted tone, yet in reality the sender is likely nervous or passive aggressive.
Examples of Bookend LOLs

"lol I can't wait to see you! lol"

"lol we should go out and grab coffee, then maybe swing by my place later lol"
Bookend LOLs by Phillyroch November 30, 2018
Boosey, Also known as the Poosey this wild beast streams dead games on csgo and mutes his mic while his mom milks him

Also doesnt buy webcam
Random- Boosey what cheat should buy

Boosey- Money?

Random- uhhh Boosey what cheat should buy

Boosey - Money?
Boosey by Marshall_Sissyfag February 24, 2019