bumper snatchin'

chic rubs her snatch on your bumper

at the car show my truck was bumper snatchin'

by smokin deisel July 17, 2009

bumper tap

to have sex

dammnnn, i bumper tapped that girl last night

by flksadjkads June 22, 2010

Bumper Job

When a female or male penetrates themselves vaginally or anally with with a ball hitch on the back of a vehicle more popularly on a truck bumper

Kelley was so horny shecouldnt wait for me to get my pants down...she gave herself a "bumper job" on the back of my ford.

by TangyBurrito February 27, 2020

Bumper Broadcasting

Letting the entire city know what schools you've gone to, what team you root for, what radio station you listen to and who you voted for with bumper stickers.

"What's with the bumper broadcasting? Nobody cares what mountain you drove to the top of."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

bumper sticker education

information conveyed in five seconds or less and is a fallacy taken as fact

Bumper sticker education often produce devotees of abused fallacies such as "Friends give friends head", "He who laughs last thinks slowest" and "Don't Believe Everything You Think"

by blissfully ignorant April 27, 2009

Blumpershoot

The act of going down on a woman while she defecates. like a blumpkin.

Jenny wanted me to blumpershoot her but we just got back from taco bell.

by Organized Chaos November 3, 2008

Blimper

Sphincter, poop shoot exit, rusty sherriffs badge,barking spider

kiss my blimper

by ALI November 19, 2003