bat penguin

A fucking awesome dude when he talks to you... #RAWR

Dude look its Bat Penguin!! Holy Shit he's talking!! #HISTORICALMOMENT

by Catrina Stump February 23, 2015

Ass Bats

A custom built paddle used by a teacher or parent to paddle the ass of a brat child who will not behave.

Ms. Jones used one of her best ass bats when Johnny was pulling the girl's ponytail.

by Haldee February 27, 2017

bat ass

A red, swollen ass that is the result of being spanked with an ass bat.

Johnny was being a brat in school, so his teacher gave him a case of bat ass with her ass bat paddle.

by Haldee March 19, 2017

Bat Steg

The unusual mixture of a bat and a Steg with long, thin legs and broad wings.

Look Out! It’s a Bat Steg

by HypeHub July 21, 2020

Bat-Mite

A Batman fan that got a little too into it. Bat mite is an antagonist in Batman comics and videos and even movies. He is obsessed with the DC superheroes

“Bro wanna watch that lego Batman movie with Bat-Mite in it??”

“Hell yeah bro I love me some Bat-Mite.”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 8, 2021

snark-bat

When needing to hit someone with an explicitly snarky comment, one pulls out the snark bat.

In this mornings meeting, I hit Jim from Finance with the snark-bat.

by Hello622 May 31, 2015

legit bat

A huge dick.

"So, uh, what is your pops packin?"

"Oh...okay you wanna know? I don't...I can't even remember...he has a legit bat, not gonna lie."

by the___kraken September 17, 2014