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If thy dare to, thy shall bare too 

If you can't bare the possible outcomes of your choices then don't dare in the first place.
When "jiteshr (a random stranger on chess.com) lost in chess to me, despite having an advantageous position and me giving him the opportunity to draw he still decided to continue playing and he had a lead of 21 points and 7 minutes and I had 2 minutes but he still lost in the end to time. Then I said to him, "If thy dare to, thy shall bare too."

The Berenstain Bare 

Invented by The College Dropout Bear, it's when you snort coke out of a hooker's butt, as made famous by Leonardo DiCaprio in the 2013 movie "The wolf of Wall Street".
Him: Dude, where were you this weekend?
Other Him: Man I was on this boat getting it in and getting fucked up!
First Him: How in?
Other Him: I did the Berenstain Bare on this phat ass'd model chick.
First Him: 0_0!

I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window 

A saying from Tyneside (in the North East of England), used when expressing absolute confidence that something will not happen. It refers to Fenwicks' department store in Northumberland Street in Newcastle upon Tyne, which is famous for the quality of its window displays, especially at Christmas.

Similar in sentiment to I'll eat my hat.
If Sunderland finish above Newcastle in the league, I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window!

lay all yo shit bare 

Tell people everything you said in the past
If you don't shut up I'ma lay all yo shit bare
lay all yo shit bare by Akeya Gamble November 12, 2017

Chicago Bare 

"That chick was a whore, please tell me you did'nt go Chicago Bare"

"I did'nt even care I was out of condoms, she was so hot I just went Chicago Bare."

"You totally deserve the Drip for always going Chicago Bare like you do."

"Your wildin out, kissing girls in the mouth and Chicago Baring bitches."

chattin' bare 

Or 'chatting bare,' used in London and Birmingham, and means when someone talks about another in excessive amounts; i.e. chatting shit.
"Oi bruv, you been chattin' bare 'bout me so you bettah fuckin' stop, aight?"
chattin' bare by orangejuice_ October 31, 2017