When "jiteshr (a random stranger on chess.com) lost in chess to me, despite having an advantageous position and me giving him the opportunity to draw he still decided to continue playing and he had a lead of 21 points and 7 minutes and I had 2 minutes but he still lost in the end to time. Then I said to him, "If thy dare to, thy shall bare too."
Him: Dude, where were you this weekend?
Other Him: Man I was on this boat getting it in and getting fucked up!
First Him: How in?
Other Him: I did the Berenstain Bare on this phat ass'd model chick.
First Him: 0_0!
A saying from Tyneside (in the North East of England), used when expressing absolute confidence that something will not happen. It refers to Fenwicks' department store in Northumberland Street in Newcastle upon Tyne, which is famous for the quality of its window displays, especially at Christmas.