Bachelor Shower

The culmination to one long, ridiculously dirty filled fantasy before the ultimate reality of marriage. The bachelor shower is a time for consolidation and reflection of the fact that the two nasty hookers you thought were hot, weren't. A time to wash away all the coke and weed out of your system. A time to cleanse yourself of the stripper sparkles, and vaginal residue. Lastly, a moment to figure out a way to say you can't buy the house you wanted, although this does not specifically need to happen for the shower to be considered a success.

MARY - Honey, how was the bachelor party in Vegas?
TED - (Pauses)More like a bachelor shower.
MARY - What was that honey?
TED - (Shakes his head) Eh, never mind, never mind.
MARY - OK,(puzzled)So, do you want to go turn in the paperwork on the mortgage for our new(Breaks a tear of happiness) Dream home!
TED - About that...

by psuedoben April 4, 2009

Bachelor Brush

the act of brushing your teeth with a bare toothbrush because you don't have time or just ran out of toothpaste

Dude1: I woke up this morning with only 10 minutes to get to work... i had to bachelor brush

by CBJDoe September 13, 2009

double backer

when some one moons you and pushes their sack back near their ass it's called a double backer

hey derek when you double backerd me you had poo chunks on your nuts

by Caflisch22 May 4, 2006

Boob-Backer

1. Men who's fat forms breast-like appendages on their backs.

2. An overweight individual

"I don't think he's that fat."
"What are you talking about? Dude's a boob-backer!"

by Totalimmoral September 8, 2008

backed up

adj. strong or musculer

I am a backed uped to the fullest

by Ghetto Fab July 26, 2003

bachelorism

Bachelorism is an a relationship status for single men who are bachelors. Bachelorism is somewhat of an epidemic that effects men who are single. The term was coined by Match.com in 2006 when they embarked on a quest to try to get single women to "cure men of bachelorism".

Match.com: Proud to support the fight against bachelorism.

by Nymosis October 28, 2006

bacler

someone who either backs out of a bad situation because they may get for example killed if caught or its someone who is very skilled or popular

example 1:
i think jed may be a bacler he's lookin shifty

example 2:
i just used my bacler skills to own that hacker!

by sabinity April 27, 2006