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anal tactile awareness

The ability to precisely determine the difference between a humid fart or shitting oneself inadvertently. Prevents having to check one's pants with moisture-laden gaseous emissions. Combining with anal dexterity permits the ability to release humid, rancid gaseous emissions while precisely holding back hydraulic pressure in the rectum and avoiding a mess.
"Shit! I just shat myself. I wish I had better anal tactile awareness so I would have known that wasn't a fart."
by Misanthropic Views October 9, 2013
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Anwar

Freeloader who, for example:
-Loves to take advantage of fat white girls with no self esteem.
-Won't keep a job.
-Lives at his parents place until they pass away.
-Who wouldn't even bother finding an excuse to not take care of his son.
-Underachieves and takes advantage with pride.
-Loves hard drugs.
That Anwar makes Bucktee's look good
by GuessWhoHaHaMadeItEasy May 8, 2019
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Anwar

a short guy that falls in love with every girl he sees, nobody likes him tho. he thinks he's good at basketball but he's actually really trash and everyone is better than him even his boyfriend Zizo that doesn't even like him
the name is pronounced "Gay"
it means that he is gay and has no friends
isn't Anwar so cool
lmao no what are you high on
by nvsjidbnigf November 9, 2019
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Anwar B.

Hey, it's Anwar! *asks or his autograph*
by Garfakcy November 4, 2003
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ayari

-"did you see that kid?"
-"yeah! he had ayari symtoms."
by martin and melissa April 5, 2007
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Kraz Award

An intangible award given to those who go above and beyond to be the biggest rapist in the room.
Person 1 -"How come im not in this picture?"
person 2 -"b/c your tied up underneath the desk."
Person 1 -"...and the Kraz Award goes to..."
by boba fett 123456 December 30, 2009
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Takes the Awards

Meaning that something is awesome, cool, dope, fly, of the hezzy
Did you hear that new song by 50? It takes the awards dawg.
by AndyDrew May 16, 2004
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