abortion fire

When the situation at hand gets way out of hand.

The infrastructure in Winnipeg causes rush hour traffic to turn into an abortion fire. Took me 3 hours to get home.

by Zhux September 15, 2017

appbortion

deleting an app before it finishes downloading

Right after the Tinder download started, I realized I meant to download Bumble instead. Luckily I was able to get an appbortion before the download finished- now I can live an easy life where women message me first.

by moisteggroll May 20, 2018

assordion

The ability to make ones prolapsed rectal passage have the in and out movement of an accordion!

Wow! Did you see that person's assordion? They could push it in and out like a party favor!😝

by INCUBUSS February 17, 2021

abortion

slang; something that is totally not cool. something that pisses you off or makes you wanna gag.

“i don’t care how bad my life gets i’ll never drink eggnog. it’s made of egg whites. ew. abortion. “

by the navster December 1, 2021

Abortion hat

Condom

You becky you want me to wear that abortion hat or you wants me to creampie ya hoe ass

by Formulaatld December 4, 2021

Abortion

To Un-Fuck

I wish I could Abortion you.

by Burger-Man March 7, 2022

Abortion

No scope the fetus

Sally: I'm pregnant
Josh: *no scopes the fetus*, Abortion...BITCH

by Just a man on urban March 20, 2022