Alcohol Civilization Theory 

The underground future of DUI criminals. As their numbers grow their will be a new political and judical future where MADD members are burnt at the stake.

After his jail term, George had no choice but to test the Alcohol Civilization Theory and live on the streets, his home, his car and his job were all taken from him. Alcohlism is the only disease attempted to be curable by incarceration.

Alcohol Civilization Theory by Eojbob December 18, 2005

alcohole 

An underage person who never repays his legal friends for the alcohol they buy him.

Man, Napoleon is such an alcohole! His drunk ass took all my good shit last night. Now I ain't never getting him anything but Keystone.

alcohole by BeerCave May 14, 2008

alcohol 

A drink that makes you puke, tastes like shit, makes you forget things, can cause severe family/health problems, and yet, people still pay money for it.

" Hey let's go get some alcohol tonight so we can have an awesome time while we puke and get laid by someone who youd forget about the next day."

alcohol by kfs27 April 6, 2010

alcohol whore 

somebody who, for reasons of age or ultra-strict religious parents (baptist, anyone?), is unable to gain access to the vast quantities of alcohol necessary in these modern times to blur life enough that it seems vaguely tolerable.

they crave this alcohol so, that one who is over 16/18/21 or whatever, can get them to do anything in return for alcohol, and the promise of more alcohol to come.

anything within reason, of course.

Act 1, Sc. 1: Mercutio & Romeo chat in an alleyway. Juliet enters from stage right.

'hey can i have some alcohol?'
aside 'looks like i've got me a 'lil alcohol whore'...
'sure, i've got me an alcopop right here. just get down and gimme 20'
'sure, boss!'
'no, not pushups.'

alcohol whore by fine_dine_decca August 11, 2009

alcohol virgin 

Someone who is a virgin to alcohol - someone who hasn't tried alcohol before or been drunk.

Parol: Hey Seth, do you wanna go clubbing with us and get waaaaaaaasted?
Seth: I've never actually been drunk before
Parol: OOOOOOOOOH SHIET WE GOT US A ALCOHOL VIRGIN HERE

alcohol virgin by Inivikan August 17, 2014

alcoholicky

Adjective that describes a person who loves alcohol.

You are so alcoholicky.

alcoholicky by H. M. R. February 16, 2008

Alcohol-induced kleptomania 

A feeling brought on by alcohol that creates an irresistible urge to steal random items. The individual suffering from this condition may or may not be a kleptomaniac in everyday sober life.

Cop #1: The suspect apparently polished off three old-fashions and snagged a DVD from the victim's house.

Cop #2: Classic case of alcohol-induced kleptomania.

Alcohol-induced kleptomania by PatD13 June 9, 2012