Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin

Whilst in cowgirl formation during cordial relations, the lady must be surrounded by other men who are periodically ejaculating onto her head. This provides an illusion of a snow-capped mountain while the girl performs the maverick-like cowboy on another man.

Guy #1: "Sarah Palin calls herself an Alaskan Cowgirl."
Guy #2: "Does that mean she does the Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin?"
Guy #1: "I'm not sure, but I wouldnt be surprised. You know, living in Alaska, there's nothing better to do there."
Guy #2: "Except kill innocent animals."
Guy #1: "Word."
Guy #2: "Word."
*Mutual Daps*

by mwiener13 December 2, 2010

Alaskan Cream Pie

An Alaskan Cream Pie is the act of pulling out of the woman's vagina as you're about to blow, then pouring alcohol on the penis and setting it on fire before putting it back into the woman and cumming inside of her.

I was fucking my ex violently for revenge, and to put the icing on the cake, I gave her a good ol' Alaskan Cream Pie.

by dickbutt August 27, 2012

Alaskan Corndog

An Alaskan Corndog is the act of having a person with diahrea shit into a cup roughly the same length as your erect penis. Then you shove your erect penis into the diahrea and then it is cut off and held in place by tape. Let it all freeze over night, in the morning shove a sharp stick in through the dick. You then have an Alaskan Corndog.

Oh man I hope I never have to eat an Alaskan Corndog.

by Jar Boy December 31, 2011

alaskan pipeline

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

honey, you know i had thai food last night. are you still down for this alaskan pipeline?

by atom balm February 15, 2006

alaskan ear plugs

when you jizz in someones ears and it freezes.

damn i gave that bitch an alaskan ear plugs.

Whats that johnny?

fuck you

by drinkmachine777 June 22, 2009

Abbas

Those named Abbas are quite likely to be the most caring of individuals, unable to upset or cause harm to those around them. They skip and sing several times a day to evoke their un-compromised happiness for life, and often break out a smile even when they attempt to look angry or upset. They tend to be very athletic and ridiculously good looking, but sometimes fail to pay attention to their lower bodies when training, which at times can result in somewhat skinny legs.

They often have few worries or troubles, and accept life for what it is, however at times can struggle with the concepts surrounding the earths origins, namely around the existence of dinosaurs; which can profusely confuse them.

On the whole those named Abbas are quite close to the perfect human beings, but occasionally stumble for their love of celebrities, for example Manny Pacquiáo or Jessica Ennis. However, this is a slight flaw, and on the whole knowing anyone called Abbas is a privilege.

They are sweet, affectionate and make the best of friends.

"I recently met an Abbas, don't know how I functioned before then!"

"Abbas is amazing, close to an adonis, practically the real life version of Clark Kent"

by Ari2162 December 19, 2012

Palmer, Alaska

Small Alaskan town located in the Matanuska Valley, approximately 50 miles north of Anchorage. People from Palmer and the surrounding areas have been refered to as "Valley Trash."

Let's drive to Palmer.

by T. April 17, 2005