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Scooter

A fireman who loves getting fucked by older men and complains about his golf buddies cheating.
Man, that new guy at station 3 is a real scooter
by FireGuy9 July 23, 2023
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If someone tells you to go and hit your ankle on a scooter, they're most likely evil and want you to die. When someone tells you that, you are highly recommended to keep away from those people for the rest of your life.
Adam: Go hit your ankle on a scooter you idiot!
Micheal: *Moves to another country*
by Neo1313 November 11, 2019
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meat scooter

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.
"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."
by NPD June 9, 2007
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Red Scooter

p. When a male is raming his penis into a womens loose vaginal play area, an his penis pops out and slides very hard arcoss the top outside of her vagina. Leaving a redish mark, such as when one slaps another and leaves a red mark.
"I was so caught up in the moment I accidentally gave her a red scooter, the next night I saw it had turned into a bruse.
by Josh Cody March 5, 2009
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Scooter buster

Someone that gets on your nerves or someone whose an idiot
Leana you see Zackery he's a mfn scooter buster at heart
by Prettylexie January 4, 2018
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Scooter pimp

A Character in "The book of Bjorf" plays no part in the main story but can go from dimension to dimension with his scooter. Mr.Pimp has a distinguished look with his jeweled top hat and accessories.

He genuinely has no part in the story but occasionally comes from his portal in the background of each scene or event of "The book of Bjorf"
"Did you see Scooter pimp there today?"

"I wonder where Scooter pimp went?"
by IAMBJORF November 18, 2022
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Scooter Drunk

When you are completely shit faced and you decide to play music full blast or make cinnamon rolls and play music full blast
You were scooter drunk tonight after Yagas
by ScootsMcGoots July 23, 2016
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