Steve Carell

A 40 year old virgin

John: you heard about chad
Phil: yeah he’s a Steve Carell

by NitroAwsomness99 September 15, 2021

Steve Key

Prolific (and horrific) discoverer of some of the least well known sexual acts this side of a Dirty Sanchez. Some of his more well known pieces "The Houston Jetpack" and "The Alabama Hot lips" he first performed when touring the US back in 2001. Keysie, as he's known to his lovers, demands his sexual partners to shout out load "DOES THE KEY FIT STEVE, TELL ME IT FITS" towards the business end of his performances. Rumours have started to circulate regarding his latest piece of work, which is thought to have been named "The Sh!t book-end" and involves herding a stag party into a narrow-boat and blocking the exits by depositing large stinking sh!ts either end of the walk through. The stag party will then retire to their beds and fall unconscious - at which point "someone" is performed upon. Then, whilst the party awakes and BANTAAAs around the stinking after-mass that unlucky "someone" remains quiet and curled shaking in a ball, the rest of the party will attempt to identify the phantom sh1ter. The idea is that BANTA becomes so unnerving that his victim will refrain from expressing their concerns.

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by nitram selig September 24, 2012

Steve Clause

Easy way of getting out of something.

"I will if Steve does"
"Damn he pull the Steve Clause again"

by FooBar=true May 25, 2018

Steve Job

It’s like a boob job, but it’s in a turtleneck.

“Yooo I just got the best Steve Job ever.”

by Crystalizer67 April 18, 2021

Steve Dawson

A disgusting nonce who disgusting people like him

Jacob loves Steve Dawson

Steve Dawson likes the word nonce way to much

by WhyDoesSteveDawsonExist August 31, 2019

Steve (God)

Steve is a celestial being who, like Jaydoni, is incredibly massive. He and Goggins worked together to fight Jaydoni and cast him out. Both also fought Entity 405 but both couldn't beat him since he outsmarted them both to a killer level. Steve is considered very attractive and has his own religion, Steveism. He still has no idea the 4 idiots were only met to keep him company.

Steve (God) is massive and hot.

by Pewpew bumblesnatch April 28, 2022

Steve Cho

A word used to describe someone with an extremely large asshole due to their addiction to fire noodles causing their explosive diarrhea to substantially expand their asshole every time they shit.

Girl 1: So, did you figure out who was slipping love notes into your locker yet?
Girl 2: Yeah, but I had to reject him.
Girl 1: Why tho???????
Girl 2: He's a Steve Cho, I'll never be able to try anal beads with him!

by JewishGrandpa August 2, 2019