Vagina Legs

When a woman's vagina lips sag so low that it looks like it has a little pair of legs.

She had plastic surgery to shorten her vagina legs to vagina lips.

by Aztec0314 November 1, 2011

Bare Legs

Something certain dads say about friend's legs

Look out, Percy loves Bare legs. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGS

by labradoodle_9/11 April 1, 2023

Pedophile Legs

When you have hairy legs from the knee down, but don’t grow any hair on your thighs.

“Thank god I only have to shave from the knee down, because I have pedophile legs”

by Hollyfcknrae December 11, 2018

cat legs

The condition of not being able to move due to sleeping cat.

Dave: Sorry, I can't come down for dinner, I have cat legs.
Susan: that's okay, it's perfectly understandable.

by MayContainYuri November 5, 2018

Leg Wrapper

The kind of crazy girl that would wrap her legs and trap you before pulling out. Anchor baby creator with those crazy eyes.

She's got those eyes, definitely a leg wrapper.

by Duncb August 17, 2017

Leg Sex

when a horny man can't get sex from his wife so he settles for leg sex; putting just enough baby oil on her legs while she lays across the bed on her stomach, you stand there as she gets you hard by rubbing your penis with her feet, and as soon as your ready you mount her putting your hard on between her thighs and stroke untill you bust a nut then go to sleep.

"baby can we get freaky tonight, NO! I'm tired . . . how bout some Leg Sex? oh alright"

by King Hall July 23, 2009

Leg Goblin

A phrase used when you see a girl so hot that you get a huge ass boner , and it gets so big that it feels like there is a little goblin attached to your leg

" Man did you see that hot girl......Holy crap i think she just gave me a Leg Goblin."

by Slimslope May 18, 2006