When a man (not neccessarily but usually a tech teacher) takes a dildo, (usually made of wood) and sticks it up his ass while masterbating. After coming, the man pulls out the dildo, and then, with a left-to-right motion, whipes it on his moustache.
by Alejandro Fernandez March 06, 2007
Dirty Magnus is when a girl is talking to a boy for month and clearly likes him but then magnus carries on sleeping with other girls. The girl would then perform a blowjob on their dog just to get attention from this boy. He would then perform anal on said girl.
Magnus: Ok i’m gonna stick it in
Girl : I’m ready
Magnus : Ooooooooo
Lila : You’re so Dirty Magnus
i mean Girl?
Girl : I’m ready
Magnus : Ooooooooo
Lila : You’re so Dirty Magnus
i mean Girl?
by imjustacooldude April 14, 2020
The act of having an STD and knowingly has sexual intercourse with another man or woman without disclosing this information to them.
Much like when the Europeans came to America, bringing their diseases and wiping out native populations, this act has the potential to cause an STD to spread to multiple people before it was discovered.
Much like when the Europeans came to America, bringing their diseases and wiping out native populations, this act has the potential to cause an STD to spread to multiple people before it was discovered.
I had sex with Mike two months ago, and now I have herpes. I think he did a Dirty Columbus on me. Now my husband Jon has herpes, and he wants to divorce me. Fucking Mike!
by Nutzen YerMouf June 09, 2017
A fucking legend whose size and gerth of his shmeat is comparable to a hipopatamous cock with watermelons as balls.
by Jrhr October 13, 2020
When a man likes a girl a lot but then they brake up because her parents said they had to then 1 week later she calls you a bitch
by Demon Morise May 06, 2022
A beautiful sexy woman with a nice booty and great tits who loves to cuddle and is a freak in the sheets. Don’t forget the handcuffs with this one.
That dirty Breanna is a great one.
by I’m not your dad April 02, 2020
This requires some moral fortitude to successfully pull off. If you don't REALLY want to do it, you straight up won't. This is an act of breaking up or ensuring that the girl/guy you do this to NEVER calls you again.
1. You have to have sex with them first, other wise it's just not as effective.
2. After sex when they're asleep you've gotta take a crap somewhere other than the toilet.
3. Here's where the moral fortitude comes in, you'll need a ladder first and some thing to pick up your crap with.
4. Pick up your excrement and place it on top of the fan blades, spread it out, the smaller the pieces the better the effect.
5. Once all of your crap is safely on the fan blades get dressed and gather up all of your belongings in order to make a quick escape (did I mention this can only be done at their house, NOT your's.)
6. Start flicking the lights on and off and screaming until your unfortunate victim wakes up, once they start moving and moaning turn the fan to max and sprint the fuck out of there.
7. Never agree to meet them in person ever again as you'll be promptly castrated or killed.
8. If done right and fast enough the majority of the walls and floor near the corners will have little flecks of crap EVERYWHERE. If done wrong it might fall off the fan before you start, or it will create a few lumps of crap that are relatively easy to clean up.
TIP: if you feel like you may have taken to much time or your stool was a little dry it's okay to wet the fan blades before you turn it on.
1. You have to have sex with them first, other wise it's just not as effective.
2. After sex when they're asleep you've gotta take a crap somewhere other than the toilet.
3. Here's where the moral fortitude comes in, you'll need a ladder first and some thing to pick up your crap with.
4. Pick up your excrement and place it on top of the fan blades, spread it out, the smaller the pieces the better the effect.
5. Once all of your crap is safely on the fan blades get dressed and gather up all of your belongings in order to make a quick escape (did I mention this can only be done at their house, NOT your's.)
6. Start flicking the lights on and off and screaming until your unfortunate victim wakes up, once they start moving and moaning turn the fan to max and sprint the fuck out of there.
7. Never agree to meet them in person ever again as you'll be promptly castrated or killed.
8. If done right and fast enough the majority of the walls and floor near the corners will have little flecks of crap EVERYWHERE. If done wrong it might fall off the fan before you start, or it will create a few lumps of crap that are relatively easy to clean up.
TIP: if you feel like you may have taken to much time or your stool was a little dry it's okay to wet the fan blades before you turn it on.
Kenny: you know that fat bitch linda who's been sweating me for the past month?
Me: Oh No, you didn't have sex with her did you?
Kenny: Yeah, but it's okay cuz I pulled a Dirty Thunderstorm on her after we finished. I Made It Rain!!!
Me: You sick Bastard! (Laugh)
Me: Oh No, you didn't have sex with her did you?
Kenny: Yeah, but it's okay cuz I pulled a Dirty Thunderstorm on her after we finished. I Made It Rain!!!
Me: You sick Bastard! (Laugh)
by keifer jennings May 21, 2008