Ye alright

This phrase is most commonly used when you do not beleive what your friend is saying. It is said with a slight sarcastic tone and is phonettically pronouncred 'ye al-white'.

"Oi, Boggers, I gave Kym the biggest (donkeypunch) ever last night"
"Ye alright".

by Jamie Calver August 1, 2007

Tui Yes

Very similar to the 'California no' where a person you have been dating suddenly stops replying to text messages or phone calls - giving you the indication that they are no longer keen on pursuing the relationship. The difference is with the 'Tui Yes' that person will, after eight to twelve months, get back in touch with you - and say they are in love with you. Over that whole time, the person ignoring you has been thinking about you and wanting to reply - but doesn't. It is still an unexplained mystery of humankind why not. The name originates from New Zealand, and also has Tongan roots.

"I met this cool chick and we've been hanging out. I think she's really cool. Suddenly she stopped texting and stuff. I think she has given me the California no."
"Nah bro, that's the Tui Yes. Just wait eight months and she'll be all over you."

by Grey Lynn Superstar October 23, 2013

yes dice

When something has or will absolutely happen without a doubt

Me: Ay did you get that twitch donation?
Friend: Yes dice

by PeanutUD February 26, 2019

Smatter ye

Cross word between smack and batter

Stop it now or I'll smatter ye

by Catherine the bae October 29, 2017

yes no toaster

The three only english words a french person that doesn't speak english knows. Often used like a running gag about someone who isn't fluent with his or her english(1) or as confusion(2).

(Imagine this dialogue is in french)
-Lucy is going to Los Angeles with you?
-Yeah but her English is really shitty.
-LOL, prepare for a lot of "yes no toasters"!

(2)Anyone: Hey! Do you know what time it is?
French: Eeeeh.... Yes no toaster!

by OranggaPA March 1, 2017

Cult of Yes

Behold your eyes in front of the man that is the destruction of fucking earth. God’s personal fears formed into one bundle of joy that is Sid. The Sid leads his cult into the gate of heaven by sheer sarcasm and quick witted jokes somewhere in the land of Discord. Fear Sid for what he does next, if you are in his bully list , get a butthurt report steady. The Cult believes in its own gains and is unstructured as the current climate. You see a man named Sid with an amount of edge no human can silence , you run away.

Aaron: “goddammit! Sid called me gay again!”
Lyn: “he calls everything gay”
Aaron:”it’s his ego about his ‘Cult of Yes’ that’s so damn gay”
Lyn:”better watch it he might post a block of text”

by NotGermanAtAll March 31, 2021

yes rape

When one accedes to the power, the beauty, and the magic of rape and gives themselves fully and unwillingly to their God-sent wonderful rapist.

Whoever said rape is traumatic is full of fucking shit. Women are objects designed to be used by men with no higher mental processes. Women enjoy rape and orgasm from it, sometimes giggling. They love rape so much often times they’re frozen with joy and excitement as they want the experience so badly. So, next time you see a beautiful woman you want to bang, tell yourself “yes rape” and make hers the taking for yourself.

by Bad C dev April 9, 2023