Wonkadoo

Literally cannot poop.

Bro, Mikayla is a wonkadoo, who can’t even shit without a machine?

by judethedude3636 December 10, 2019

Wonkadoo

A wonkadoo is a person who can light their pubes in fire without putting it out with their own cum.

Bruh, Mikayla is such a wonkadoo, she is so pathetic who can’t put out a fire with her own cum?

by Pookeydamoose December 10, 2019

wokaholic

Chinese guy who typically works in his own Chinese food business 18 hours a day, 6 (or 7) days a week.

Gee, that Farty Dragon takeaway is always open, and it is always the same guy there, doing both kitchen and counter all day, all days, all by himself. He is a wokaholic!

by viscaelpaviscaelvi January 14, 2020

woodaphobe

people who have sex with furniture or like doing sexual activities with furniture such as chairs, tables, and couches and other furniture.

first guy: *screams* WHAT THE HIPPITY HOP FRICK ARE YOU DOING TO MY TABLE second guy: yeah i'm a woodaphobe. first guy: what in the fuck shit is wrong with you. second guy: i just like dangiling my little peepee schlong in the furniture. first guy: *gets the fuck out before this shit get weird*. second guy: *continues doing the nasty dick sex with the mahogany chair*.

by woodboisuckychair69toasteryeet January 17, 2020

wolkan

Colloquial term for people with small penises, yet loving and funny.

Also used as a synonym for chode

Your doctor called, he said you had a wolkan problem.

by lachonic July 30, 2020

Wonka Willie

A Willie covered in chocolate

To spice up valentines give your wife your Wonka Willie

by SillyBugger89 February 11, 2021

Wokay

A combination of woke and okay. Used as a response when somebody is trying to out woke you in a smug annoying way.

"Maybe you need to educate yourself and check your privilege "

"Wokay Janice" *eye roll

by Bilk Hawesby April 28, 2021