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woke GOAT

(person/personality) - Person that claims and is revered as the "Greatest of all Time" by a group of pathetic apologists or person otherwise not able to form a proper opinion.
Man, Simon Biles is a quitter, nothing more than a "woke GOAT!"
by $lapaho August 1, 2021
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Woke Brand

A brand or private company that claims that they support political issues relating to civil rights or social justice, but mainly out of cynical reasons such as to spark controversy or increase their media coverage, popularity, and profit.

The term was popularized by the youtuber Hbomberguy in his video titled "WOKE BRANDS".
"Amazon said on Twitter that they support Black Lives Matter and condemn police brutality. This is the same company that sold surveillance technology to the US-government just one year earlier. Real fucking woke brand right there."
by Rad Goon June 5, 2020
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Fake woke

Fake woke is when a person, group of people or any form of media or entertainment uses real truths and facts to gain trust and a following only to mislead these people into believing things that are not true.

The best example of this is Alex Jones. He uses real information to gain support while also using fake information to discredit himself and anybody labelled a conspiracy theorist like him. He claims to support the president but then flips on him during crucial times (when trump launched the missile at syria)

Kanye West is another good example. Claimed to be maga for all that time and then took his hat off and said nevermind, i never really believed in that stuff. He was fake woke from the beginning.
Look at all these fake woke celebs attacking Trump. They know he is going to drain the swamp and they are fighting for their lives.
by TheChampionAmon April 25, 2019
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Woke Culture

However the fuck u/Bells_and_booch69 defines it
by gettrolledlol February 12, 2023
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Super-woke

The height of being woke.
Wow! Taylor Swift can even fake an Italian accent, she has it all, she's super-woke.
by K Supreme May 23, 2018
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Politically woke

When an individual is fully aware of what is happening in the government and society, what various individuals, organizations, businesses, social movements, and political parties’ agendas, beliefs, and actions are on numerous policy issues, as well as understanding how these beliefs and activities can affect them, their family, community, and certain minority groups in society and mobilizing socially, financially, and politically when needed in effort correct actions that are unreasonably discriminatory towards certain groups in the name of social justice. These actions include doing things such as attending protests and marches, signing petitions, calling out people, organizations, and businesses for performing biased actions, etc. It is important to note that people who are politically woke tend to be liberals and generally speaking will only mobilize on issues that are considered to be part of the social justice.
Lexy is aware of what is happening in the government, including what certain political leaders are up to. She has mobilized on many occasions to try to correct social and political wrongs committed by the government, certain celebrities, and organizations. For the most part, she only mobilizes on issues related to gender equality, LGBTQ rights, and racial equality. She considers herself to be politically woke. (The Giphy chosen for this word shows a movement that uses this idea a lot: the Black Lives Matter movement)
by Vanguard 1998 November 12, 2021
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Woke Shield

Woke Shield

A defensive, often desperate, virtue-signal move to distract leftist media and audience mobs from your own — or your companies’ — crimes against humanity.
“Apple threw up its Woke Shields and announced LGBTQ+ support hoping that no one will notice their workers committing suicide in Chinese sweatshops (i.e. other Chinese affiliates: Nike, NBA, etc.)”

In a last ditch effort for sympathy, Harvey Weinstein threw up his woke shield and declared his “new life’s mission is to take down the NRA” (after recent multiple rape allegations).
by Steve Hoflenson May 19, 2021
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