wingle

verb. A contraction of giggle and wince. For those moments when one's first reaction is to laugh, but the sobering truth overrides the momentary reaction of amusement.

I wingled at a recent facebook post that said "Halliburton: Using your taxes to rebuild the stuff your taxes paid to blow up."

by Roofette July 22, 2012

wrinkled air

A fart:
The wrinkled lines used in cartoons
to indicate smell.

I just made wrinkled air.

by gwoodsy May 10, 2004

wingled

wing-led- def: To have a gerbal give birth to offspring while up your ass.

a punch in the face wouldn't get him to shut up, but he was cool once we wingled him.

by thefunnyassman February 6, 2010

Fass Wrinkle

The wrinkle that happens in between your eyes when too many girls sit on your face and their butt cheaks squeeze your forehead together.

Hunter your getting a Fass Wrinkle from all these girls.

by CarolinaNightlife.com February 10, 2010

a wrinkle in her dollar

finding out a girlfriend or previous sexual partner has an STD.

I am scared because I found out my ladyfriend had a wrinkle in her dollar

by Josh October 19, 2004

meat wrinkle

Slang for very loose Pussy Lips

That whore is so blown out- look at those meat wrinkles

by EWING May 23, 2006

winkler

The act of staying in front of a beverage fountain while drinking a drink out of a cup, nalgina, 20oz water bottle, etc. Then when finished with the drink, you immediately re-fill your drink while standing right in front of the drink fountain. Repeat as many times as desired.

"Man look at that kid pull a winkler in front of that red beverage fountain."

by franci October 16, 2005