Wanker's Warts

Callouses formed on the hands of a chronic male masturbator. Also known as Wank Wounds.

Dude what's with your hands! You better go see a dermatologist.

No need braaaahhh. It's just wanker's warts. I've been fapping about 10 times a day for a while now.

You might want to ease off a bit there broooohhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Mad Wicked Shitter

Describing something so exciting, it is unexplainable.

I had a good time last nite.

Yeah Bill, that party was 'Mad wicked shitter'.

by Drew Dilla November 12, 2008

bike wanker

A perjorative term used to describe wankers that ride bicycles. A repost to the inbetweeners' "Bus wankers!" insult, this is often used by people at bus stops toward cyclists who pass by.

"He shouted "Bike wanker", and threw a stone at me"

"If anyone called me a bike wanker I'd smash them in the face with my helmet"

"Bike wanker!"

by borisyegerov February 5, 2010

Whimsical Wanker

When a person (or manager) acts like a disney princess or as if they were living in a musical. They often like dogs, and sometimes enjoy being inappropriate with condoms in pubs.

A whimsical wanker can often be found swimming on the dancefloor.

A highly entertaining person.

A person can truly call themselves a whimsical wanker when they have performed by themselves to Wuthering Heights to an unexpecting crowd.

The highest form of praise for a whimsical one.

What a whimsical wanker... check out that whimsical wanker... my manager is a whimsical wanker

by Lauriciousltown December 31, 2011

Dirty Wanker

A term for someone who jerks off a lot, but more commonly used by middle-schoolers for humor.

"Hey Bro! Wanna go shoot some hoops?" "Shut the fuck up you Dirty Wanker!"

by TmoneyTheRealO.G January 5, 2015

Covid-19 Is a Wicked Problem

When no superpower or developed country alone is able or capable of solving the global coronavirus crisis, whose solution requires the knowhow of both friendly and unfriendly nations.

With Beijing’s initial cover-ups and President Trump’s recurring lies and conspiracies on the coronavirus while in office, the world, which recognizes that Covid-19 is a wicked problem, is skeptical that these two superpowers could put aside their differences to fight the pandemic.

by MathPlus February 6, 2021

Giger Wanker

A Giger Wanker is someone who straps themselves to a ceiling whilst wearing a gas mask and then proceeds to masturbate to a slide show of H.R. Giger paintings. Traditionally they will mutter, "this is normal, this is normal," to themselves until they cum when they will shout, "take that sexual perversion!"

"Why is every guy I meet gay, married or a Giger Wanker?"

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011