Weak Apples

A phrase commonly used to show that you have been royally let down. Parallel to the phrase "Shit's Weak" made popular by the movie Grandma's Boy.

Actor 1:
Dude I hear Susan, that one broad who gave me chlamydia, is dating some muscle head.

Actor 2:
Weak Apples.

Actor 1:
Yeah, I had big plans for me and her.

by Adam Ayers November 16, 2006

weakaziddy

A weakaziddy is somebody who hits you jokingly, or not, but usually jokingly, but you cant hit them back because they are such a pussy that it makes you feel bad when they fall out of their chair in pain.

"Dude...Zack is always hittin me but he is such a weakaziddy i cant hit him back.

by cloud of fire May 17, 2008

Weakful

A fully unsatisfactory situation; a weak circumstance. Something weaker than awful.

Dave is weakful tonight.

by Chronicpayne July 4, 2011

weaksauce

Term used to describe an individuals inablity to perform or excel in physical activity; namely used when describing individuals in the gym

Guy 1: Man, look at that guy over there squatting

Guy 2: Oh you mean, Chad Jackson?

Guy 1: Yeah man, what's the deal with his form?

Guy 2: Don't mind him. He's nothing but weaksauce.

by DEATHdealer December 27, 2013

Weak gravy

Something which could be considered sub-par, disappointing or lacking in style or substance.

Well, I have to say, Fantastic Four was one weak gravy. Gloopy and dripping, it was.

by thespengehimself March 3, 2016

streaky weakies

a pair of disgusting tighty whities with a crap streak where somebody didnt wipe good enough

I was washing my son's clothes, then i noticed a pair of streaky weakies. I was digusted.

by Kool-aid maine May 27, 2009

Buzz Weak

The inability to remain active at a party or social gathering due to the ingestion of excessive intoxicants, usually referring to illegal narcotics.

"Hey guys, what's wrong with Mark? He's mumbling to himself with his eyes closed."

"Oh, don't worry about him, he's had a bit too much (insert narcotic here). He's always buzz weak."

by Jizz Flicker April 4, 2012