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I want someone to love me like you do just not you.

Polite way for a girl to keep in your wallet without having to actually shag you.
I want someone to love me like you do just not you. Now when you getting your credit card so I can pay my council tax.
by Chuck Norris South African October 8, 2008
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i want someone to put a bullet through my head

i hate myself i wish i was dead i'm so bored i'm such a go damn disappointment my friends don't have time for me i want someone to fucking kill me i don't want to be here anymore i'm so fucking bored i'm trapped in a endless cycle i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself
Me: i want someone to put a bullet through my head
Someone: hahaha i won't lol
by bunny_adipshit November 19, 2021
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Let me guess you want me to apologize

Talking about you.
Let me guess you want me to apologize.
by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020
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Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.

When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.

So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?

Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!

Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!
How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY
by A very mad Apple-buyer. July 27, 2011
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I WANT YOU TO WANT ME

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by Blonde problem October 17, 2020
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Keep that up and its whatever you want it to be

Used in a way of sexual excitement. Used when someone of the opposite sex asks your name or if your gay its someone of the same sex.
*Keep that up and its whatever you want it to be incounters*

Girl: Hey whats your name

Guy: Keep wearin that miniskirt and its whatever you want it to be.
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One family guy episode.

Guy 1: *whips bruce from family guy* Whats your name?!

Bruce: Honey you keep that whippin up and its whatever you want it to be.
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