An endless and usually contradictory stream of requests - from "business guys" - to move an image or part of a web page up|left|right|down X pixels so that it lines up with some other arbitrary and unrelated part of the web application.
An often fatal disease, mostly affecting business owners and project managers which typically ends in a horrible death - usually by bludgeoning with the nearest blunt implement (a keyboard to the face is a common cause of death).
An often fatal disease, mostly affecting business owners and project managers which typically ends in a horrible death - usually by bludgeoning with the nearest blunt implement (a keyboard to the face is a common cause of death).
Business Guy: "Hey, front end guy, could you just move that line of text so that the bottom of it lines up with the top of the letter 'M' in the third paragraph of the second column six words from the left and diagonally across from that image of a flux capacitor?"
Front End Guy: "Dude, I've had enough of you and your endless pixel wanking. Taste my keyboard of death, motherfucker!"
Front End Guy: "Dude, I've had enough of you and your endless pixel wanking. Taste my keyboard of death, motherfucker!"
by lleighto August 20, 2011
Get the pixel wankingmug. what are you doing here? ( I am just wanking around).
Want to go wanking around the mall? (Sure I'll wank around the mall with you).
Want to go wanking around the mall? (Sure I'll wank around the mall with you).
by KnowYourDefinition January 15, 2018
Get the wanking aroundmug. First developed by Dale Hunt, an Aussie Wank is when a man masterbates to Kangaroo Porn. While drinking as many Fosters as possible before ejaculation.
by Aussie Dale May 3, 2015
Get the aussie wankmug. by M.Yaro July 6, 2019
Get the Wank Blankmug. by TheBurntJew January 7, 2017
Get the Wanking Upmug. The art of pleasuring yourself whilst in a location or position that provides a reasonably high chance of getting caught in the act.
"Risky wank"
Having a masti in your bedroom with the door open, whilst there are other people in adjacent rooms.
Having a wank in the bottom whilst your sibling/friend/anyone is on the top bunk.
Having a masti in your bedroom with the door open, whilst there are other people in adjacent rooms.
Having a wank in the bottom whilst your sibling/friend/anyone is on the top bunk.
by Littleonebigfun December 26, 2013
Get the risky wankmug. Someone who partakes in the sport of Crossfit and all they do is go on and on about it to everyone else as if nothing else in life matters
Alan “oh I wish I could lift this box up without it hurting my back”
Caroline “well if you did Crossfit you wouldn’t have a sore back”
Alan “omg you are such a Crossfit wank”
Caroline “well if you did Crossfit you wouldn’t have a sore back”
Alan “omg you are such a Crossfit wank”
by Fflech July 3, 2018
Get the Crossfit wankmug.