Hobbit legs is a definition of someone who has a normal sized to large body but posses short dumpy child-like legs. Putting their office chair almost on ground level.
Look at Justin sitting on his milk crate height office chair. He really has hobbit legs. If he raised his chair his feet wouldn't touch the ground.
by Chester LaRue August 10, 2016
Get the Hobbit Legsmug. by labradoodle_9/11 April 1, 2023
Get the Bare Legsmug. by Bory_cory October 24, 2017
Get the the third legmug. by Hollyfcknrae December 11, 2018
Get the Pedophile Legsmug. She got dem lamb legs tho!!!
She wrapped them lamb legs around me and took me for a ride.
She squeezed my head like a watermelon with them lamb legs.
She wrapped them lamb legs around me and took me for a ride.
She squeezed my head like a watermelon with them lamb legs.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
Get the Lamb Legsmug. when a horny man can't get sex from his wife so he settles for leg sex; putting just enough baby oil on her legs while she lays across the bed on her stomach, you stand there as she gets you hard by rubbing your penis with her feet, and as soon as your ready you mount her putting your hard on between her thighs and stroke untill you bust a nut then go to sleep.
by King Hall July 23, 2009
Get the Leg Sexmug. A toe, as defined by someone who wants you to know they are 40% better than team seniors and managers, but don't mis-interpret anything negative that is said.
Sorry, I can't come to work today. I think my leg finger has an infection. I am going to the doctor.
by Wsosos February 5, 2012
Get the Leg Fingermug.