Windows ME

This operating system resembles a piece of horse crap more than an actual operating system. It lasts about as long as a bridge made of matchsticks and held together by Elmers Glue before it crashes. Sure it's nice to look at, but so is a Mercedes-Benz with Yugo parts running it. I'm sorry I can't give a detailed review of Windows ME - my copy crashed after just three days.

Operating systems I've had:

2007 - Present
Windows Vista
Lifespan: 2 1/2 years, no crashes, minor problems from time to time

2005 - 2007
Windows XP
Lifespan: 2 years, no crashes, computer still in operating condition as of 2010
Fate of computer: Partially Retired

2004 - 2005
Windows XP
Lifespan: 1 year, 10 months, no crashes
Fate of computer: Retired

2002 - 2004
Windows ?? (not ME)
Lifespan: 1 year+, no crashes
Fate of computer: Retired

December 25, 2002 - December 28, 2002
Windows ME
Lifespan: 3 days
Fate of computer: Crashed, inoperable after crash of 12/28/2002

Thank you Windows ME for giving me a perspective on what a crappy, poorly working operating system feels like

by hoyclan June 9, 2010

Windows 95

The worst Operating System a PC could ever possibly run.

by relaxed May 27, 2003

Windows Phone

Some people say it's a phone, but some people think not.

"Hey, what is that?"
"It's a Windows Phone."
"Wait, what?"

by CreepyMinerLance September 8, 2015

Windows Vista

To stink, suck, and even cause anger to the point where you want to unleash your wrath upon that particular object/person.
(suicidal thoughts may vary)

Those shoes are windows vista yo, you got to get some new ones

by Mr.Linux March 10, 2008

Windows ME

A Veriation of windows 98 without Dos.

An Abomination that even microsoft wont acknowledge exists.

Windows ME? what are you stupid?

by theJackal July 28, 2004

windows fanboy

An ignorant user who thinks that Windows is the best operating system in the world and has every single feature available to it despite many lacking features that are found on Apple's OS X and Linux. They are far greater in number than Apple fanboys and have far less knowledge of technology than general users of all 3 operating systems. They tend to reject facts brought to the table and will disregard the person presenting these facts as "Apple fanboys" despite saying both positive and negative things about the two big companies. They are very similar to social justice warriors and are typically also PC elitists.

In conclusion, do not waste your time with them. They know nothing about technology, feel they are superior, and will berate anyone who has even a basic understanding of computers.

*tech professional comments on technology forum*
ProUser2000: "I like to use a mix of Windows, Mac and Linux to make sure I get every feature I need. They all have their pros and cons and it's hard to choose just one. I don't understand how Apple and Windows fanboys can dedicate themselves to one side."
windowsfanboy101: "YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT WINDOWS IS SOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN MAC MAC IS SHIT AND YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT FOR USING IT!!!!!!!!111!!!1!!!!! PC MASTER RACE!!!!!!!!! KYSKYSKYS"
*moderator69 has banned windowsfanboy101 for being a fuck boy*

by Antihater November 22, 2016

Windows Media Player

Yet more useless software from microsoft

Error 403 what the hell does that mean

by Bryan February 13, 2005