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Velvet Hammer

Making this due to all the wrong answers posted.
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.

Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
"That gentleman in the Armani suit turned out to be a real Velvet Hammer whenever that big brawl broke out in the club."
by Jackyjim January 8, 2022
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Velvet mafia

A term for a group of people that thinks they are funnier (and tougher) than they are.
The guy who said something somebody else thought was homophobic trash wasn't a comedian and didnt think anything he ever said was the least bit funny. He didn't think a velvet mafia had anything to do with what he said being called homophobic trash, he thought it was just a few whining people, and that most didnt really care what he said, because from experience he knew that most people didn't care what he said or did.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
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red velvet premix

When the girl is menstruating and has a yeast infection, and then sits on your face, moving up and down your nose and lips.
We got in bed, and she performed a red velvet premix all over my face.
by James Gresham December 19, 2023
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Gotta eat that velvet!

1.) basically, this means that you want to perform oral on a person's vagina
2.) could also mean that you are simply eating a peach
Jake: Maaannn, that girl be lookin' cute!
Daniel: Well, you know what you gotta do.
Jake: You're right... gotta eat that velvet!
by Gabe-ish August 19, 2022
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velvet hole

The vagina
by nomad54321 April 25, 2014
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:eyes: BNHA Chaos term for "sex" or "sexual activity" between Bakugo and Kirishima. (Katsuki Bakugo and Eijiro Kirishima)
They first met on a beach and Kiri asked "You want to... make some cookies" then it developed into red velvet cookies with caramel sauce!
Often used amongst Gay or LGBTQ+ people
Yo man, you wanna, red velvet cookies with caramel sauce?
Yo dude, you wanna make some cookies?
by BNHA Chaos Enthusiast October 7, 2020
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Red velvet

For her: You're that B*tch
For him: You’re him
She is red velvet asf
by yrmom March 27, 2025
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